I guess we have to ask ourselves, What is Sane?

ruinedchildhood:

The Fault in Our Stars (2014)

rneatbicycle:

that’s what little girls are made of

rneatbicycle:

that’s what little girls are made of

teacher: alright fold your papers in half
entire class: hot dog or hamburger

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disco-robots:

No wonder teenagers are so nervous and frustrated all the time; I can’t even sigh without my parents asking me why I have a “bad attitude.”

plantdust:

i need clear skin by yesterday

hooddoggy:

i want to get so good at giving sly digs that you dont even realize i insulted you until like a week later when you randomly start crying while eating breakfast

scotsmcall:

when you follow someone and they follow back immediately

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tastefullyoffensive:

[andrewinmelbourne] (full photo)

tentarude:

troncats:

sorry:

I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night

why do text posts these days sound like they are quotes from a 40 year old mother’s facebook

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mcdolands:

Me: “dad am i adopted?”
Dad:no, ur David. why woud anyone name you ‘Adopted’? even if we wanted to, ur name was alredy David when we adopted you

unfollower:

i dont get why people say ‘tea is just leaf water’ and then act like coffee’s so great like what do u think you’re drinking. bean water is what